Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	457	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	56
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	408
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ores Mined:	5720	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.