Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crops Grown:	1351

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	92
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3522	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Potions Brewed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6677	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3663	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Potions Brewed:	54	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.