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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7404 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 123 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!