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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 823 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 252 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Votes: | 4550 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!