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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6502 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!