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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1446 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 338 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.
If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.