CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Emeralds Found:	8197
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4323
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2750
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	132	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	981
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crops Grown:	3406	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchantments Applied:	196	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160
Star Shards Collected:	277	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	827
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1829

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	841763	Ores Mined:	3890
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.