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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5425 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 378 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)