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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1669 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 7051 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7375 |
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