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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4401 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 8564 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
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