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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2762 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
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