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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7668 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7544 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)