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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4626 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
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