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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1424 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
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