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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1807 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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