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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9123 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6736 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)