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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3877 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
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