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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7327 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
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