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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1850 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)