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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6314 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4742 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
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