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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6039 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!