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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8593 |
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| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7786 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the president of Ukraine, Zelenskyy himself, saying they’re gonna keep striking those russian military bases using only weapons made in their own backyard. like, talk about dedication, amirite?
if you wanna be part of this epic battle for freedom and show those russians who’s boss, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got custom weapons, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move.
plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you summon a herd of angry llamas to attack your enemies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russians what we’re made of! #TeamZelenskyy #MinecraftRevolution
