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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 214 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.