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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5172 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2247 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.