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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6363 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 90 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.