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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9088 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.