come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Farms Harvested: 347 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Towns Built: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Animals Bred: 199
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 174 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 526642 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6433
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Ores Mined: 1995
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ores Mined: 3245 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2441
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Potions Brewed: 134

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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