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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1926 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 24 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 8665 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1059 |
Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.
So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!