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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4270 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 203 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 3598 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 38 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.
So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!