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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8127 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5710 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
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