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Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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