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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7062 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6062 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
We have a special “Grumpy Villager Therapy” program where you can work through your issues with those pesky villagers who keep giving you the side-eye. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will help you navigate through your feelings and come out stronger on the other side.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination and become the ultimate llama overlord. Just watch out for the sneaky sheep spies who are trying to foil their plans!
So come join us on our server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and embracing your inner Minecraft weirdo. Who needs validation from minors when you can have a llama army at your command?