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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3901 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7077 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Join us and explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden disco party in the End dimension, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.