Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
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