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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5287 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2653 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 460 | New Chunks Explored: | 677596 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.