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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4825 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 204 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.