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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2895 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
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