so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 142 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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