so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mines Excavated: 4966

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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