so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Chimeras Created: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Ores Mined: 7017
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9153

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1034 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Animals Bred: 168 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Potions Brewed: 143 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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