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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7811 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 348 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
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