Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2842 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Star Shards Collected: | 112 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Once you step foot on our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of the Minecraft universe. Want to know why creepers explode? Or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Our talking cow has all the answers…if you can handle the truth!
But beware, once you learn the truth, there’s no going back. Some players have been known to go mad from the revelations and start building giant statues of chickens all over the server. Will you be able to handle the truth or will you end up like the rest of them?
So come join our server if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!