Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Once you step foot on our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of the Minecraft universe. Want to know why creepers explode? Or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Our talking cow has all the answers…if you can handle the truth!
But beware, once you learn the truth, there’s no going back. Some players have been known to go mad from the revelations and start building giant statues of chickens all over the server. Will you be able to handle the truth or will you end up like the rest of them?
So come join our server if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!
