Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Once you step foot on our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of the Minecraft universe. Want to know why creepers explode? Or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Our talking cow has all the answers…if you can handle the truth!
But beware, once you learn the truth, there’s no going back. Some players have been known to go mad from the revelations and start building giant statues of chickens all over the server. Will you be able to handle the truth or will you end up like the rest of them?
So come join our server if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!