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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6797 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5810 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
