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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2158 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 929712 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 8109 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.