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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5460 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 2856 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.