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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9499 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6699 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness
