CraftyTradeWar | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Suzu’s Realm 1.21.3

#Automotive, 1.21.3, besto, CAR, impregnate, impregnation, Isuzu, Isuzu besto, Isuzu impregnation, Isuzu Sento, Isuzu Sento best., Isuzu Sento impregnation, Isuzu sex, Isuzu Sexto, Isuzu Sexto best, Isuzu Sexto impregnation, Japanese car, Realm, Sedan, sex, sexto impregnation, Sexy, Suzus, Vehicle

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

Join this server for the ultimate Minecraft experience, where you can impregnate Isuzu Sexto and create a whole new world of baby Minecraft players. It’s like a virtual baby shower, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a Minecraft parent and raise a whole army of blocky babies. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join Isuzu Sexto and get ready for some total Sexto impregnation!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, apology refusal, arguments, avoidance, Boyfriend, carpool, Christmas parade, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict, family dynamics, float decoration, friendship, girl scouts, group dynamics, ignoring, living situation, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, MommaCraft, Server, step mom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!

HangryCraft

aita, food agreement, food boundaries, food boundaries communication, food budget, food communication, food locking, food privacy, food respect, food security, food sharing, food storage, food theft, food theft prevention, HangryCraft, Hide it away, Missing food, roommate situation, separate food

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
New Chunks Explored:	843814	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Ores Mined:	9907	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1073	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	5148
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	207	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	7158	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Villages Defended:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3429
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4165
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1277	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Emeralds Found:	5964
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Players:	101/700	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Items Found:	5189	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2