CraftyTrades – LOL Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	5764
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	265
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ores Mined:	5557	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	9059

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	2824	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	New Chunks Explored:	395836
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	1935	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	3314
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4602
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crops Grown:	2026	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ores Mined:	5919	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Anime Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adult, Anime, Boring, child, cure, Disease, dream, Escape, FANTASY, GOD, Happy, Heaven, Hope, isekai, Life, longing, Oasis, Real World, rotten soul, teenager, wish

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Zombie Dances:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Sick of this lame adult life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a forever child or teenager! No more adulting, just building and mining like a boss. Heaven is overrated, but this isekai server will cure your adult soul. Don’t wait 6 years, join now and live your best Minecraft life!

ParentalBlindspot

behind closed doors, concealed activities, Covert, crazy, Forbidden, hidden, kept from parents, Mischief, off the record, ParentalBlindspot, parents, rebellious, risky behavior, Secrets, sneaky, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed actions, unshared adventures, untold stories, Wild

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Animals Bred:	52	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Do you want to unleash your inner wild child without your parents ever finding out? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can let loose and do the craziest things imaginable!

Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!

WD-Fiddy’s Block Party

50 cent, BLOCK, brand of lube, business opportunity, celebrity brand, creative branding, entertainment industry, famous rapper, funny idea, Hip Hop Artist, innovative idea, lubricant, marketing concept, Music (Industry), Party, personal care product, potential market, product naming, rapper, rapper 50 cent, sexual wellness, WD-Fiddy, WDFiddys

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where even 50 Cent himself couldn’t handle the heat! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, we got your back with our special power-up called “WD-Fiddy” lube. It’s so slick, even the Ender Dragon would slip and fall!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

best of, best of tim, best of timthetatman, CHEATER, compilation, fat, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Hacker, Live, Livestream, man, Minecraft, nickmercs, Server, solos, Spectating Solos, Stream, Streamer, Tắt, tatmanarmy, the, Tim, tim solos, tim the tatman, timthetatman, timthetatman funny, timthetatman highlights, timthetatman moments, timthetatman ninja, timthetatman solo, timthetatman spectates, warzone cheater, Warzone Hacker, warzone solo, warzone solos, warzone spectating

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Crops Grown:	8633	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular streamer and content creator on Twitch. He is best known for his entertaining gameplay, humorous commentary, and engaging interactions with his audience. TimTheTatman has amassed a large following on social media and continues to be a prominent figure in the gaming community.

Players:	93/100	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8253	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2